This is a pretty sexy car from the GTA universe. Man, there are some things that Rockstar just shouldn't touch sometimes. Even if it's pretty funny in the context of the game. Now, of course, if I were playing the game myself and hopped into that van, I'm sure I'd have a great time driving it into things and eventually blowing it up but the initial message that this sends is pretty nasty and pretty disturbing. I can't help but feel a little disgusted and a little uneasy. Keeping in mind how very awful the GTA series can be when it comes to some pretty perverse topics.I can't help but think it's really more than ridiculous to have a clown van with no windows in the back advertising a clown called Fiddler who is great with children. I mean.the game is called Grand Theft Auto after all, so it would be silly of anyone to assume that the game is going to have some pretty innocent subject matter. Assuming that you've all played at least one GTA game at some point in your life, you will know that the subject matter isn't exactly the most PG overall. Ok, this is just absurd, never mind ridiculous. And why not show appreciation to some real kick-ass cars? Sure, there have always been some references or a basis in reality but GTAV really takes the prize for doing this effectively. It pulls from elsewhere also but I'm sure you could see shades of a Lambo in the design of this car. And they will remind you of some pretty realistic cars as well.įor example, the Tezeract happens to be pretty heavily based on the Lamborghini Terzo Millennio. You can still do all of the silly things you want to do while you're playing, but the cars will at least look pretty freaking real. I mean, it was the GTA attempt of at least bringing some reality to the game. I mean, it doesn't hurt that a lot of the car designs for the game were clearly taken from some real-life cars. There is something about the way that Grand Theft Auto V really took on the cars in the game that is just breathtaking. Secondly, this is a pretty dynamite-looking supercar. But that really doesn't change the fact that it's pretty darn strange.įirst of all, I like the name. I'm sure it made sense in their minds at the time to fit into whatever story for the missions you do with it. It's not particularly crazy by any means.but it's also not normal. You've done some crazy things but this is just weird. I'm sure it's fun to drive because it's not like anyone would ever really worry about crashing it (or at least when not on a mission) but still, come on Rockstar. The only things that are missing are the fluffy dice hanging from the mirror, some nice shiny hubcaps and the driver wearing a hat with a feather on it. I mean, it's still silly but it's been a staple of American culture for how long now? So I would forgive the checkered cab, but why on what creationists call god's green earth would you even think of putting zebra stripes on a cab? And bad ones at that! It looks like a pimp-mobile straight out of the 1970s. I'm not quite sure where to begin with this one. So check out some of these interesting choices.Ī zebra cab? Ok. That being said, this article is only about some of the cool and crazy cars of the GTA franchise that are actually in the game from the game. Because it's all online it is very easy to modify cars in order to bring in real-life vehicles or very different and incredible strange vehicles. Now, there is something that is pretty common now with the way GTA5 is setup. Sure, it's not a car but I think it can still count as one of the ridiculous vehicles in the GTA series. There is also the Faggio which is a little electric scooter. One of the most recent of those vehicles would be the elusive Space Docker. Well, GTA has had a ton of vehicles with some pretty unreal feel over the years. You know it's not accurate and you like that unreal feel. And that is what makes it the most appealing, I think. Sure, you can take your aggression out by shooting up a ton of things or people or you can go joyriding in whatever sports car you want, but there is an element of complete farce that makes the GTA franchise absolutely unrealistic. And that's part of what I think people love so much about the game. For anyone who has played Grand Theft Auto before (any of them), you will know just how silly some of the missions, characters, and cars can be.
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